if u listen closely u can hear me not caring
Spare Change?
Tumblr Horror movie
1: “Calling people daddy is gross.”
2: “Stop kink-shaming me!”
1: “Kink-shaming is my kink!”
2: [horrified scream]
when you’re being yelled at and you waiting them to finish so you hit them with facts
Headlines from this election
- Satan:Hey I bought your soul last month and-
- Me:No returns.
- Satan:Please it's making me sad.
ESL Healthy vs. Unhealthy
- Teacher:Now I want to know if you think your parents are healthy or unhealthy.
- Kid:MY MOM IS UNHEALTHY
- Teacher:Huh? Your mom is just pregnant...
do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
me
I feel personally attacked
i’m just gonna go ahead and say it… 101 dalmatians is far too many dalmatians
